Had a blast at Cinco de Mayo on Cherokee with a super cool lady. Except that I lost my Rx sunglasses. I’m pissed. Now that I think about it, Cinco de Mayo sucked.
WdEdit: Found my glasses! Cinco can go back to being awesome.
You seemed cool. You didn’t have many followers.
So I followed you. But then I saw that you sent me an automated DM thanking me for the follow. Really, guys?
1. Super ungeniune
2. A waste of my time
3. Makes you look like a dumb, lazy brand
4. No one wants to receive DMs from brands. EVER.
So I unfollowed you.
Thanks for reading, and let this be a lesson to you.
Aight, I’m pulling out my soapbox to talk about some sweet band names I thought of. Haven’t checked to see if they exist. Also, never mind the fact that I can’t play an instrument, refuse to sing in public, and have a crippling fear of being on stages or really anywhere that shines bright lights upon my sole body.
If it weren’t for the WordPress app, I probably wouldn’t update this mo.
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I usually don’t regret things. Someone on Twitter, I think, summarized my outlook nicely by saying “don’t regret anything because in that moment, it’s what you wanted.” Or something like that.
It’s finally here. And there are some pretty contagious tunes. Currently digging “How Come You Don’t Want Me.” Now who’s ready to dance?
Warning: I have a hangover, which actually explains a lot.
Open letters annoy me more than just about anything. If I could scroll through my Facebook news feed without seeing “Dear lady in the Starbucks line: it’s not like any of us are in a rush to get to work. Please take your time ordering your half-caf soy latte, no whip, with hazelnut and vanilla syrups,” it would truly be a glorious day. But instead I’m subjected to a flood of not-even-slightly-creative passive aggression on every social network I waste my time on. (And by the way, I do catch the irony of me grumbling my grievances to an anonymous audience.) Read the rest of this entry »
I’m probably going to have a series of website idea posts. Also, just general idea posts. Because this website is costing me $6 a month and I barely use it, so I need to start taking action. Read the rest of this entry »
Sometimes I save the things I wish I could tweet but don’t because I try to maintain a presence online that’s somewhat respectable. And anyway, I’m learning that no one really thinks I’m funny. Read the rest of this entry »